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Hamsters for Kerry
Hamsters for Kerry
Amusing Patterns
Girl Fight
Lost in Space
What Goes Around Goes Around
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DESCRIPTION
Five songs by Jonny Cohen with music written and performed by Mark Robinson (Unrest).
LINER NOTES
PLAYERS
Jonny Cohen, vocals
Mark Robinson, guitar, bass guitar, synthesizers, and other sounds
PRODUCED AND RECORDED BY
Mark Robinson,
on McCann Corner, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
JACKET ILLUSTRATION AND DESIGN
Mark Robinson
ET CETERA
Lyrics and vocal melodies by Jonny Cohen
Music composed and arranged by Mark Robinson
Vocals recorded on June 29th, 2024. Music composed, recorded, mixed, and mastered in July, 2024.
"Side two has been intentionally left blank." Feel free to record your own songs or your own cover versions of Jonn Cohen songs on the flip side.
LYRICS
Hamsters for Kerry
Water surrounded me...
It seemed like it would be the end of me...
A hand came from above...
I was saved by John Kerry’s glove...
1,2,3… 1,2,3…Hamsters for John Kerry.
We will travel over land...
We will not travel over sea...
Behind our hamster wheels,...
We will have a picture of John Kerry...
1,2,3… 1,2,3… Hamsters for John Kerry.
We will not give into fear..
We will not give into pain..
True to John Kerry.
we will remain...
1,2,3,… 123... Hamsters for John Kerry.
Amusing Patterns
There are things that we can lose and find a lot.
One thing that we can lose and find a lot are glasses.
One thing that we can lose and find a lot are nail clippers.
One thing that we can lose and find a lot are hats.
There are amusing patterns
that make for amusing things.
There are amusing patterns
that make for amusing things.
People can do things at different speeds. One can open a door quickly.
One can open a door very slowly.
One can honk their horn a lot and be very annoying.
One can honk very little and be soothing.
There are amusing patterns
That make for amusing things
There are amusing patterns
that make for amusing things.
People can be polarized by certain issues.
Some people like to use soap and some like to use body wash.
Some people like to call people by one name and some people like to call them by another.
Some people like vaccines and some people don’t.
There are amusing patterns
that make for amusing things.
There are amusing pattern
that make for amusing things.
Girl Fight
You’ve uttered too many insults too many times.
I try to ignore it, but you are way out of line.
I throw a slap. You pull my hair.
Your polished nails become claws. You tear and you tear.
Girl fight, girl fight, going at each other with all our might.
There are no punches pulled. We’ll just see to who victory unfolds.
We grab each other; wrestle on the ground.
Grunt and scream; curses resound.
There is blood, or is there lipstick everywhere.
The mascara runs. We fall over a chair.
Girl fight, girl fight, going at each other with all our might.
There are no punches pulled. We’ll just see to who victory unfolds.
After a while, I’m not through,
but you remain in your position glued.
Yes, you do wallow in defeat,
but your contempt for me is now complete.
Girl fight, girl fight, going at each other with all our might.
There are no punches pulled. We’ll just see to who victory unfolds.
The Lost in Space Song
Father, John Robinson, astrophysicist, leader on old show.
Mother, Maureen Robinson, biochemist, nurturer on old show.
Mother, Maureen Robinson, [aerospace engineer], leader on new show.
John Robinson, ex-Navy Seal, sees lots of action on new show.
Lots of cliffhangers, lots of shocks;
Old show is the campiest of the lot.
Alpha Centauri is the goal.
New show has many more humans in the fold.
Judy Robinson, oldest of three siblings, non-medic, has close relationship with Don West on old show.
Don West, pilot, very serious, hates Dr. Smith on old show.
Judy Robinson has a brother and sister, medic, just friends with Don West on new show.
Don West, mechanic, very funny, does not hate Dr. Smith on new show.
Lots of cliffhangers, lots of shocks;
Old show is the campiest of the lot.
Alpha Centauri is the goal.
New show has many more humans in the fold.
Dr. Smith, played by Parker Posey, not as sinister as old Dr. Smith.
Dr. Smith wants an easy life; manipulates, commits [serious] crimes to do it.
Both Smiths are flamboyant. Both Smiths have good qualities.
New Smith can be brave. Old Smith can be sorry.
Lots of cliffhangers, lots of shocks;
Old show is the campiest of the lot.
Alpha Centauri is the goal.
New show has many more humans in the fold.
Dr. Smith, robot expert, manipulates robot and Will on new show.
New Smith, computer expert, manipulates just about everyone on new show.
Old robot, made by humans, has good relationship with kind, smart Will.
New robot, comes from outer space has a complicated relationship with Will.
Lots of cliffhangers, lots of shocks;
Old show is the campiest of the lot.
Alpha Centauri is the goal.
New show has many more humans in the fold.
What Goes Around Goes Around
I Work hard, I take my time.
I hope that will be returned in kind.
I work on things diligently.
I hope that will be returned with dignity.
(pleasant melody)
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
(pleasant melody)
I live my life compassionately.
I care about living things.
I live my life quietly,
but I still like me.
(pleasant melody)
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes around.
(pleasant melody)
I care about me and my family.
I only care about a good life for me.
I wish that many would be like me.
Then things would really get humming.
(intimidating melody)
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around,
At least for a long, long time.
(intimidating melody)
I wish that many were taught my way.
Real love and compassion are not so great.
Fighting for oneself should be the learned thing.
My success shows people should be like me.
(Intimidating melody)
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around,
At least for a long, long time.
(intimidating melody)
I care about me and my family.
I only care about a good life for me.
I wish that many would be like me.
Then things would really get humming.
(pleasant melody)
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around,
At least for a long, long time.
(pleasant melody)
I wish that many were taught my way.
Real love and compassion are not so great.
Fighting for oneself should be the learned thing.
My success shows people should be like me.
(pleasant melody)
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around.
What goes around goes around.
At least for a long, long time.
(pleasant melody)
RELEASE DATE
September 6, 2024
FORMAT
cassette
LENGTH
17 minutes, 6 seconds
5 tracks
CATALOGUE No.
Teen-Beat 599
DETAILS
CASSETTE
XXX made.
INSERTS:
red and blue inks on white paper, and two pages of lyrics; black ink on white paper.
CASSETTE SHELL:
opaque metallic gold.
LABEL:
hand-writtern black Sharpie pen.
DISCOGRAPHY
SINGLES
Space Butterfly
Indian Giver
Working Holiday (April)
ALBUMS
Jonny Cohen's Love Machine
Getting Our Heads Back Together
If 6 were 8
A Quiet Reminder
Clambake Fiasco
Hamsters for Kerry
COMPILATIONS
Teen-Beat Fifty
Wakefield: Volume 1
Working Holiday
Wakefield: Volume 2
Wakefield: Volume 3
Wakefield: The Teen-Beat Boxed Set
Working Holiday Live
Sassy
1997 Teenbeat Sampler
1998 Teenbeat Sampler
2000 Teenbeat Sampler
2001 Teenbeat Sampler
2002 Teenbeat Sampler
2003 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat Subscribers' CD, 2004
2004 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat 20th Commemorative
Teen-Beat No.1 Record Label
2010 Teen-Beat / Other Music Sampler
Teen-Beat Holiday Card 2010/2011
NARRATOR
ALSO
Teen-Beat's Fifth Anniversary
Teen-Beat's Ninth Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat Circus Tour
Teen-Beat's 11th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 13th Anniversary Celebrations
Full Teen-Beat Moon
Teen-Beat's 14th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 15th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 16th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 17th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 18th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 19th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 20th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 21st Anniversary Celebrations
UNREST: Teen-Beat 26th Anniversary
Teen-Beat Graphica Exhibition
Jonny Cohen Short Films
SONGS
A Quiet Reminder
Addicted to Chapstick
Amusing Patterns
The Angry Employee
Bad Boy
Bad Driver
Better Day
Catfish & Carp
Cavernous Tabernacle
Chain of Events
Chessmaster from Hell
Christmas Trees Everywhere
The Civil Underminer Engineer
Clambake Fiasco
Collisions
Commercial Zonked
Cool Bomb
Desparate Nikki
Disappointed in the Jetsons
Doubting Heart
The Dress
Drugs
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Extra Ticket
Eye of the Storm
Faith
Frontal Lobotomy
Girl Fight
Hamsters for Kerry
Here Come the Robots
I'm an Animal
I'm Not an Anorexic
Indian Giver
John Saxon
The Last Ride of Fibber McGee
Let's Pretend
Little Stickmen
Lost in Space
Magic Act
Maniac Laugh
(Theme from) Marine Boy
Messin' with My Head
Mind Your Mind
Mucosa Man
Mutant Bug
My Philosophy
Neutral Man
New Teen-Beat Theme
Over My Head
Racecar Roger
Repair Man
Rock'n'Roll Cop
Rubber Man
Salamandr
Shadows in the Sun
The Silence of Rebecca
The Snow at Night
Space Butterfly
Spaced Out
Speed Racer (Theme)
Super Star from Mars
Surf Clam
Time Loop
Tough Guy
Trixie the Depressed Milk Cow
The Vulture
The War at Four
Washington, D.C.
What Goes Around Goes Around
Windowpain
Woodshed