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Clambake Fiasco
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DESCRIPTION
The Love Machine goes into the legendary Inner Ear Studio in Arlington, Virginia just before it closes .
LINER NOTES
PLAYERS
Jonny Cohen, vocals
Pete Nelson, guitar
Bidjje, drums
Allen Blackman, bass guitar
RECORDED AND MIXED BY
Don Zientara,
at Inner Ear, Arlington, Virginia, USA
JACKET ILLUSTRATIONS
Ian Jones
COVER DESIGN
Walter Carlton, Carlton Creative
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"All songs by The Jonny Cohen Love Machine"
Lyrics written by Jonny Cohen
LYRICS
Clambake Fiasco
Get a fire permit from a Maine firehouse.
Have there people show up with shovels around seven morn about.
Dig a hole four feet long, three feet wide, and three feet deep.
Line the bottom of the pit with rocks that can hold heat.
Burn down fire of hardwood, driftwood.
Shovels to oust embers. If rocks steam water droplets, good.
And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.
Put a grate on top of the fire to have much food to place.
Put three inches rockweed, corn, potato on grate.
Put three inches rockweed, clams, mussels, lobster.
To ensure smoked taste, secure with rocks, wet burlap.
Cook for an hour-and-a-half til all is done.
Have some play live music and all have dancing fun.
And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.
One of the people with shovels arrive three hours late.
There is no lighter fluid due to a communication break.
The metal breaks off the wood on one of the shovels.
The food goes on at four not two, and that is trouble.
The food is removed early because of tidal waters.
Peanut butter sandwiches are all there is to order.
I am in third grade. I am supposed to get through a hula hoop.
I try to clear the base at a high stoop.
I dive through the hoop and hit my head but do regroup.
I am in a hotel trying to have my own waffle meal.
I mistake gravy for waffle mix and put it on the grill
A man tells me this can happen to all and I know how he feels.
RELEASE DATE
May 5, 2023
FORMAT
compact disc
vinyl L.P.
LENGTH
35 minutes, 27 seconds
10 tracks
CATALOGUE No.
Teen-Beat 579
DETAILS
LP
100 pressed on transparent ocean green vinyl.
JACKET:
full-colour printing with matte lamination.
INNER-SLEEVES:
Poly-lined black paper with die-cut hole.
LABEL:
full-colour.
CD
100 pressed.
PACKAGE:
full-colour 4-panel cardboard digipak with matte finish and black tray.
LABEL:
full-colour.
LP and CD:
Printed and pressed by
Mobineko, Taichung City, Taiwan.
DISCOGRAPHY
SINGLES
Space Butterfly
Indian Giver
Working Holiday (April)
ALBUMS
Jonny Cohen's Love Machine
Getting Our Heads Back Together
If 6 were 8
A Quiet Reminder
Clambake Fiasco
Hamsters for Kerry
COMPILATIONS
Teen-Beat Fifty
Wakefield: Volume 1
Working Holiday
Wakefield: Volume 2
Wakefield: Volume 3
Wakefield: The Teen-Beat Boxed Set
Working Holiday Live
Sassy
1997 Teenbeat Sampler
1998 Teenbeat Sampler
2000 Teenbeat Sampler
2001 Teenbeat Sampler
2002 Teenbeat Sampler
2003 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat Subscribers' CD, 2004
2004 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat 20th Commemorative
Teen-Beat No.1 Record Label
2010 Teen-Beat / Other Music Sampler
Teen-Beat Holiday Card 2010/2011
NARRATOR
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Teen-Beat's Fifth Anniversary
Teen-Beat's Ninth Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat Circus Tour
Teen-Beat's 11th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 13th Anniversary Celebrations
Full Teen-Beat Moon
Teen-Beat's 14th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 15th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 16th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 17th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 18th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 19th Anniversary Celebrations
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UNREST: Teen-Beat 26th Anniversary
Teen-Beat Graphica Exhibition
Jonny Cohen Short Films
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A Quiet Reminder
Addicted to Chapstick
Amusing Patterns
The Angry Employee
Bad Boy
Bad Driver
Better Day
Catfish & Carp
Cavernous Tabernacle
Chain of Events
Chessmaster from Hell
Christmas Trees Everywhere
The Civil Underminer Engineer
Clambake Fiasco
Collisions
Commercial Zonked
Cool Bomb
Desparate Nikki
Disappointed in the Jetsons
Doubting Heart
The Dress
Drugs
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Extra Ticket
Eye of the Storm
Faith
Frontal Lobotomy
Girl Fight
Hamsters for Kerry
Here Come the Robots
I'm an Animal
I'm Not an Anorexic
Indian Giver
John Saxon
The Last Ride of Fibber McGee
Let's Pretend
Little Stickmen
Lost in Space
Magic Act
Maniac Laugh
(Theme from) Marine Boy
Messin' with My Head
Mind Your Mind
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My Philosophy
Neutral Man
New Teen-Beat Theme
Over My Head
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Rock'n'Roll Cop
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The Silence of Rebecca
The Snow at Night
Space Butterfly
Spaced Out
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The Vulture
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Washington, D.C.
What Goes Around Goes Around
Windowpain
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