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THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album

The Jonny Cohen Love Machine

Clambake Fiasco

SIDE ONE

Collisions
Rock'n'Roll Cop
Bad Boy
Chain of Events
Better Day

SIDE TWO

Neutral Man
Here Come the Robots
My Philosophy
Messin' with My Head
Clambake Fiasco

Vinyl LP (LP) ($29,92)

On colour vinyl, full-colour jacket, includes shipping within USA.

Compact Disc (CD) ($16.66)

Full-colour 4-panel digipak and full-colour label.

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JONNY COHEN'S LOVE MACHINE album
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JONNY COHEN Space Butterfly artwork
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JONNY's COHEN LOVE MACHINE If 6 Were 8 album
THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Let's Pretend short film
2000 Teen-Beat Sampler album
Teen-Beat No.1 Record Label album
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THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album front cover
THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
front cover


THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album back cover
THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
back cover


THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album front cover with vinyl LP
THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
front cover with vinyl LP


THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album vinyl LP
THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
vinyl LP


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DESCRIPTION

The Love Machine goes into the legendary Inner Ear Studio in Arlington, Virginia just before it closes .



LINER NOTES


PLAYERS

Jonny Cohen, vocals

Pete Nelson, guitar

Bidjje, drums

Allen Blackman, bass guitar


RECORDED AND MIXED BY

Don Zientara,

at Inner Ear, Arlington, Virginia, USA


JACKET ILLUSTRATIONS

Ian Jones


COVER DESIGN

Walter Carlton, Carlton Creative



ET CETERA

"All songs by The Jonny Cohen Love Machine"
Lyrics written by Jonny Cohen



LYRICS


Clambake Fiasco
Get a fire permit from a Maine firehouse.
Have there people show up with shovels around seven morn about.
Dig a hole four feet long, three feet wide, and three feet deep.
Line the bottom of the pit with rocks that can hold heat.
Burn down fire of hardwood, driftwood.
Shovels to oust embers. If rocks steam water droplets, good.

And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.

Put a grate on top of the fire to have much food to place.
Put three inches rockweed, corn, potato on grate.
Put three inches rockweed, clams, mussels, lobster.
To ensure smoked taste, secure with rocks, wet burlap.
Cook for an hour-and-a-half til all is done.
Have some play live music and all have dancing fun.

And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.

One of the people with shovels arrive three hours late.
There is no lighter fluid due to a communication break.
The metal breaks off the wood on one of the shovels.
The food goes on at four not two, and that is trouble.
The food is removed early because of tidal waters.
Peanut butter sandwiches are all there is to order.

I am in third grade. I am supposed to get through a hula hoop.
I try to clear the base at a high stoop.
I dive through the hoop and hit my head but do regroup.
I am in a hotel trying to have my own waffle meal.
I mistake gravy for waffle mix and put it on the grill
A man tells me this can happen to all and I know how he feels.



The Jonny Cohen Love Machine illustration by Ian Jones

RELEASE DATE

May 5, 2023


FORMAT

compact disc
vinyl L.P.


LENGTH

35 minutes, 27 seconds

10 tracks


CATALOGUE No.

Teen-Beat 579


DETAILS

LP

100 pressed on transparent ocean green vinyl.


JACKET:
full-colour printing with matte lamination.


INNER-SLEEVES:
Poly-lined black paper with die-cut hole.


LABEL:
full-colour.


CD

100 pressed.


PACKAGE:
full-colour 4-panel cardboard digipak with matte finish and black tray.


LABEL:
full-colour.


LP and CD:

Printed and pressed by
Mobineko, Taichung City, Taiwan.


DISCOGRAPHY


SINGLES

Space Butterfly
Indian Giver
Working Holiday (April)


ALBUMS

Jonny Cohen's Love Machine
Getting Our Heads Back Together
If 6 were 8
A Quiet Reminder
Clambake Fiasco
Hamsters for Kerry


COMPILATIONS

Teen-Beat Fifty
Wakefield: Volume 1
Working Holiday
Wakefield: Volume 2
Wakefield: Volume 3
Wakefield: The Teen-Beat Boxed Set
Working Holiday Live
Sassy
1997 Teenbeat Sampler
1998 Teenbeat Sampler
2000 Teenbeat Sampler
2001 Teenbeat Sampler
2002 Teenbeat Sampler
2003 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat Subscribers' CD, 2004
2004 Teenbeat Sampler
Teen-Beat 20th Commemorative
Teen-Beat No.1 Record Label
2010 Teen-Beat / Other Music Sampler
Teen-Beat Holiday Card 2010/2011


NARRATOR

Teen-Beat No.1 Record Label


ALSO

Teen-Beat's Fifth Anniversary
Teen-Beat's Ninth Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat Circus Tour
Teen-Beat's 11th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 13th Anniversary Celebrations
Full Teen-Beat Moon
Teen-Beat's 14th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 15th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 16th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 17th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 18th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 19th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 20th Anniversary Celebrations
Teen-Beat's 21st Anniversary Celebrations
UNREST: Teen-Beat 26th Anniversary
Teen-Beat Graphica Exhibition
Jonny Cohen Short Films


SONGS

A Quiet Reminder
Addicted to Chapstick
Amusing Patterns
The Angry Employee
Bad Boy
Bad Driver
Better Day
Catfish & Carp
Cavernous Tabernacle
Chain of Events
Chessmaster from Hell
Christmas Trees Everywhere
The Civil Underminer Engineer
Clambake Fiasco
Collisions
Commercial Zonked
Cool Bomb
Desparate Nikki
Disappointed in the Jetsons
Doubting Heart
The Dress
Drugs
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Extra Ticket
Eye of the Storm
Faith
Frontal Lobotomy
Girl Fight
Hamsters for Kerry
Here Come the Robots
I'm an Animal
I'm Not an Anorexic
Indian Giver
John Saxon
The Last Ride of Fibber McGee
Let's Pretend
Little Stickmen
Lost in Space
Magic Act
Maniac Laugh
(Theme from) Marine Boy
Messin' with My Head
Mind Your Mind
Mucosa Man
Mutant Bug
My Philosophy
Neutral Man
New Teen-Beat Theme
Over My Head
Racecar Roger
Repair Man
Rock'n'Roll Cop
Rubber Man
Salamandr
Shadows in the Sun
The Silence of Rebecca
The Snow at Night
Space Butterfly
Spaced Out
Speed Racer (Theme)
Super Star from Mars
Surf Clam
Time Loop
Tough Guy
Trixie the Depressed Milk Cow
The Vulture
The War at Four
Washington, D.C.
What Goes Around Goes Around
Windowpain
Woodshed