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The Jonny Cohen Love Machine

Clambake Fiasco

SIDE ONE

Collisions
Rock'n'Roll Cop
Bad Boy
Chain of Events
Better Day

SIDE TWO

Neutral Man
Here Come the Robots
My Philosophy
Messin' with My Head
Clambake Fiasco

Vinyl LP (LP) ($29,92)

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Compact Disc (CD) ($16.66)

Full-colour 4-panel digipak and full-colour label.

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THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
front cover

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Clambake Fiasco
back cover

THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album front cover with vinyl LP

THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
front cover with vinyl LP

THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE Clambake Fiasco album vinyl LP

THE JONNY COHEN LOVE MACHINE
Clambake Fiasco
vinyl LP

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DESCRIPTION

The Love Machine goes into the legendary Inner Ear Studio in Arlington, Virginia just before it closes .

LINER NOTES

PLAYERS

Jonny Cohen, vocals

Pete Nelson, guitar

Bidjje, drums

Allen Blackman, bass guitar

RECORDED AND MIXED BY

Don Zientara,

at Inner Ear, Arlington, Virginia, USA

JACKET ILLUSTRATIONS

Ian Jones

COVER DESIGN

Walter Carlton, Carlton Creative

ET CETERA

"All songs by The Jonny Cohen Love Machine"
Lyrics written by Jonny Cohen

LYRICS

Clambake Fiasco
Get a fire permit from a Maine firehouse.
Have there people show up with shovels around seven morn about.
Dig a hole four feet long, three feet wide, and three feet deep.
Line the bottom of the pit with rocks that can hold heat.
Burn down fire of hardwood, driftwood.
Shovels to oust embers. If rocks steam water droplets, good.

And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.

Put a grate on top of the fire to have much food to place.
Put three inches rockweed, corn, potato on grate.
Put three inches rockweed, clams, mussels, lobster.
To ensure smoked taste, secure with rocks, wet burlap.
Cook for an hour-and-a-half til all is done.
Have some play live music and all have dancing fun.

And I’ve got to really ask ya.
Gonna have a clambake fiasco.

One of the people with shovels arrive three hours late.
There is no lighter fluid due to a communication break.
The metal breaks off the wood on one of the shovels.
The food goes on at four not two, and that is trouble.
The food is removed early because of tidal waters.
Peanut butter sandwiches are all there is to order.

I am in third grade. I am supposed to get through a hula hoop.
I try to clear the base at a high stoop.
I dive through the hoop and hit my head but do regroup.
I am in a hotel trying to have my own waffle meal.
I mistake gravy for waffle mix and put it on the grill
A man tells me this can happen to all and I know how he feels.